The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Grass eating

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!