the power to sugar a limpet

thumb_up thumb_down +146

the ability to pee in your own butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The ability to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

thumb_up thumb_down +118

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to think.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to sneeze scissors

thumb_up thumb_down +76

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!