the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power of asdfgh

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!