The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!