The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!