The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Endless falling....

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!