The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to go blind at will.

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Endless falling....

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!