the power to get STD's

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!