The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!