The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Endless falling....

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to kill yourself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!