The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to be phone

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of exact change

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!