the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!