- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to only tell the truth

the power to get STD's

alarm that goes off when hiding

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to pee standing up

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The power to make people work and read ????

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

Pointless Super Powers