The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!