The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!