The power to see through bones.

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The power to die at will.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to be phone

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to bleed

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!