The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!