The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!