the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!