The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!