The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be a human

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the power to turn into a dead person

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!