The power to only drink liquids

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!