The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Find Waldo

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!