To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Find Waldo

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take away your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!