The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!