The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of love

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to liquify yourself.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!