The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!