The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!