- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

Th power to be telepathetic

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to have no abilities.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to give vegetables immortality.

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

Pointless Super Powers