The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see through glass

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!