The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!