The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to sleep

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!