the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!