The power to breath in space

The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

The power to give this thumbs-up

The ability to speak braille.

The power to control hedgehogs.

The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

The ability to not lose the game.

the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

the power to transform into yourself

1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

The power to reverse moonwalk

The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

The power to smell the inside of your nose.

The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

The power to tolerate rap music.

be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!