The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!