My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!