The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to go blind at will.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to shit brix

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!