The power to liquify yourself.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!