The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!