Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to see stuff

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!