The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!