the power to be a complete troll

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!