To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!