To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!