The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to have no one read this post

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!