The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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power to breathe

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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hey

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to wink really fast.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!