Dejavu

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to be phone

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The Power of cheese

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to do nothing

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!