The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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Facebook.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to restate the obvious.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to fart in colour

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!