The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!