The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!